Beer Run of the Dead

Wow. I just looked at the reviews for this book on Amazon and would have probably rethought my review if the main one that gave it 5 stars hadn't said he got it for free and hadn't read it. Stay Classy.

The premise of this book is that if you are bitten by a Zombie alcohol will keep you from turning. So drink. A lot. Drinking would probably help a lot if you had to read this book. The main character is alright but the rest of the book is populated by characters you really would like to see dead. Rock and Steady, (no not the character from the Ninja Turtles. I would have preferred him) to stoners who's main goal in life is to sneak beer into a concert and manage not to become zombies because they stay drunk, a black racist nurse who curses at everyone. and the two girls who would do anything with anyone as long at they provide them with tampons. Seriously. Other than the 17 year old these are the characters in the book. There's very little character development and the author mostly uses the situation to set up different things he wants to happen, like having male nipples cut off or getting drunk enough to have zombie sex.

If for any reason whatsoever you have this book (yes even if it was free, I'd go ahead and delete that bad boy off the kindle. Maybe save it for when a real zombie outbreak happens and give it to someone you don't want around as a field manual.
I give this book -2 noodles.